Rubber Boots - Season 6 Episode 9 - "Prophylactic Nation"

Last Call for March Madness!!!  This week James recaps his first pirate surgery appointment, teaches a Zoom class (you read that right), and practices his stand up routine after bombing during a physical.  The guys plan their trip to Malta, get an update on the bunny corpse, and find out the difference between an Optometrist and an Ophthalmologist, in our most educamacational episode yet.  Puffy questions James' web of lies, Stoff predicts mayhem in the GBL, and Lester has a billion dollar idea. Our CFL-XFL debate takes a nasty turn as cultures clash and hearts are broken, the only thing more frightening is the discussion on NFT's.    Speaking of which… please contact us about purchasing about an NFT of this episode, or any episode for that matter, EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!! PLUS: Things I Saw On Twitter, Puffy's Props and the debut of Show and Tell

On this episode of Rubber Beauties the guys discuss Hailey Wickenheiser's locker room mishap, as James attempts to option the book for a movie.  Lester talk about playing hockey alongside Tessa Bonhomme, Stoff recalls the anxiety of reading in front of the class, while Puffy is still waiting for his book to arrive.

We are led to believe there may be a serial killer on the loose in Aurora, as James uncovers a body in his backyard…the list of suspects grows as the podcast goes on. Jimmy explains why he wasn't able to attend the Premiere last week, forces the guys to undergo bodyguard training, and reviews another "apopolipic" movie. The Gold Bar League has a solid week, but the bank wants it's money back, and discussions of a Platinum League arise. The guys share fond memories of Chris Schultz, and pay tribute to Canada's Hockey Dad Walter Gretzky. PLUS; March Madness Gold Bar Bracket Challenge, Things I Saw On Twitter and Puffy's Props

A traumatized Duthie recalls childhood bathroom memories, comes to term with the results to our Eye Surgery Poll, and gives a comprehensive preview of TSN's Insider Trading. It's been an up and down week for Puffy as he gets both; hooked up and put on notice. Gold Bar League controversies are at an all time high, with the very existence of the league at stake Lester and Stoff fight to the death!  We look forward to Rubber Boots Frisbee Golf Invitational, and the Rubber Boots March Madness bracket!   Gas Pump Safety, Lady Gaga's Dogs and Wardrobe Changes…what more could you want?? PLUS: Things On Twitter, Puffy's Props, What You Watchin'

James gives an update on the bedroom situation, has a pickle to pick with his water guy, and is willing to let YOU vote on what eye surgery he gets.  Puffy's car is on the mend, Jimmy dishes out more investing advice, and Stoff finally loses it! After a week of controversy in the GBL, we meet the league's Pete Rose.  We got Malta Trivia, Dogs Playing Volleyball, and it turns out 'Greenland' is a rather polarizing film.  PLUS: Things On Twitter, Puff's Props and Urban Dictionary

Over the years while hosting the panel James reveals that the Milbury Bag Skate story came up with several guests, hence when he sat down to write 'Beauties' he had to get the full tale from someone who was there.  Jimmy shares a couple Bob Clarke stories, and proudly recalls the golf round he shot prior to interviewing Poulie.  Lester laments how relationships between players have changed over time, while Stoff finds a common thread between Clarke and the Tiger King.

James wants to make pizza out of snow, experiences problems in the bedroom, all the while his dogs make out.   The guys debate who the leader of the pod is.   Jimmy quizzes Brooksie on the Leafs, Puffy makes sure bets cash early, Lester plays the enforcer on Instagram, and Stoff preaches hair health importance.  Big developments in the Gold Bar League, on and off the field, including commissioner overreach, the implementation of the "Carlo Rule", and a way for listeners to 'buy back' in if they run out of Gold Bars.  The gang looks back on the "Breakfast Club" in their 80's movie deep dive, and even consider writing a modern day remake.  WARNING: Do not use this podcast in your hair as it is not designated to be a hair product! PLUS; Puffy's Props, What You Watchin, Things I Saw One Twitter, and Sex Bot Shoutouts! RIP Tony D'Archi

James explains what makes Michael Johnson a great analyst, and ponders writing a sequel (Suggested Title; Beauties II: The Ugly Truth).  Puffy discovers voice dictation on his phone, Lester is fired and the guys marvel at the concept of cash bonuses in the NHL.

James admits sometimes he doesn’t wanna know the truth, Puffy fears he's losing his moves, and we find further evidence that no one listens to Lester.  Our new 'What We Ate As Kids' segment leads to some spicy hot takes on Mac n Cheese, while the Duthie kids look to Puffy for advice.  We look back at the best commercials from the Super Bowl, analyze the Halftime Show and update the Gold Bar League Standings.  Superstitions in sports, vintage Drake, college pranks, Russian ice cream vaccines…and so much more! GBL This Week; Habs@Leafs, Nets@Warriors, Clint Eastwood Prop PLUS; What You Watchin, Things I Saw On Twitter and Puffy's Props #PrayForBrooksie

Jimmy's going for a beach bod, Puffy wants merch, and the Lester and Stoff show is all in for that coconut oil sponsorship.  It's our Super Bowl Special; Puffy is itching to bounce back in the Gold Bar League, while Lester just wants to see the Rock at halftime.  The guys put their financial minds to good use with a follow up to GameStop gate, and James airs out Robin Hood.  Groundhog day ponderance, conspiracy theories, 80's movies and much more! PLUS; What You Watchin', and Things On Twitter