Rubber Boots - Season 6 Episode 12 - "I Did The Best I Could"

It's The Masters Pod!!  You know the drill; the guys tape for hours and Stoff posts what's salvable.  With Jimmy stuck in Canada for TradeCentre duties Puffy, Bump and Graham DeLaet join the pod from Augusta, Georgia.  The guys fill in James, Lester and Stoff on all they've been missing at the Masters, as Bump and Graham have a special announcement.  The Augusta Three find themselves muted often, but find their way back every time.  Pea Soup Jim is definitely bitter over having to miss the trip, while James is simply wondering if his tracksuit is really a "dadsuit".  The title for this week's pod is somewhat ironic…as this weeks pod will be audio only, as some of the footage is simply too real and terrifying (even for the internet).  We will post a few usable clips onto our social media over the next couple days.  Enjoy the mayhem!  A tradition like no other…

We kick off the pod by learning about the sports history of Malta, as well as some Christopher cross Trivia.  James undergoes a pirate eye trial run, attempts an unboxing, and introduces us to Pea Soup Jimmy, whose kind of an (beep).   Our Show and Tell segment has Puffy excited, we do a deep dive on Winnie the Pooh, and there are more disturbing developments in the case of the headless bunny.  Jimmy divides the Gold Bar League into social classes, and continues to golf shame Stoff and Lester.  The boys list their top sporting events in Canada, and consider trying out for the Olympics. PLUS;  Things On Twitter, Puffy's Props, Listener Mail Bag and What You Watching

Jimmy finished doing the dishes and sits down to pod…meaning it's PRIME TIME POD TIME!!! Anything goes! (more editing for Stoff).   James describes how he put a camera up his butt, outlines the celebrity treatment he received, and hits the range for the first time this season.  Puffy in draped in TaylorMade, as he defends the accusations levied against him from a rather controversial putt at his TaylorMade club fitting.  We go over our listener's outstanding bracket names, and give Jimmy his flowers for proving the world wrong.  The Gold Bar League continues to deal with in house issues, and we have a sponsor clash in one of Puffy's Props.  The guys ponder if sex has improved, Lester sings about Jimmy's colon, and hears about the birthday party he missed.  PLUS; Things I Saw On Twitter, Listener Mailbag, and What You Watchin!

Last Call for March Madness!!!  This week James recaps his first pirate surgery appointment, teaches a Zoom class (you read that right), and practices his stand up routine after bombing during a physical.  The guys plan their trip to Malta, get an update on the bunny corpse, and find out the difference between an Optometrist and an Ophthalmologist, in our most educamacational episode yet.  Puffy questions James' web of lies, Stoff predicts mayhem in the GBL, and Lester has a billion dollar idea. Our CFL-XFL debate takes a nasty turn as cultures clash and hearts are broken, the only thing more frightening is the discussion on NFT's.    Speaking of which… please contact us about purchasing about an NFT of this episode, or any episode for that matter, EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!! PLUS: Things I Saw On Twitter, Puffy's Props and the debut of Show and Tell

On this episode of Rubber Beauties the guys discuss Hailey Wickenheiser's locker room mishap, as James attempts to option the book for a movie.  Lester talk about playing hockey alongside Tessa Bonhomme, Stoff recalls the anxiety of reading in front of the class, while Puffy is still waiting for his book to arrive.

We are led to believe there may be a serial killer on the loose in Aurora, as James uncovers a body in his backyard…the list of suspects grows as the podcast goes on. Jimmy explains why he wasn't able to attend the Premiere last week, forces the guys to undergo bodyguard training, and reviews another "apopolipic" movie. The Gold Bar League has a solid week, but the bank wants it's money back, and discussions of a Platinum League arise. The guys share fond memories of Chris Schultz, and pay tribute to Canada's Hockey Dad Walter Gretzky. PLUS; March Madness Gold Bar Bracket Challenge, Things I Saw On Twitter and Puffy's Props

A traumatized Duthie recalls childhood bathroom memories, comes to term with the results to our Eye Surgery Poll, and gives a comprehensive preview of TSN's Insider Trading. It's been an up and down week for Puffy as he gets both; hooked up and put on notice. Gold Bar League controversies are at an all time high, with the very existence of the league at stake Lester and Stoff fight to the death!  We look forward to Rubber Boots Frisbee Golf Invitational, and the Rubber Boots March Madness bracket!   Gas Pump Safety, Lady Gaga's Dogs and Wardrobe Changes…what more could you want?? PLUS: Things On Twitter, Puffy's Props, What You Watchin'

James gives an update on the bedroom situation, has a pickle to pick with his water guy, and is willing to let YOU vote on what eye surgery he gets.  Puffy's car is on the mend, Jimmy dishes out more investing advice, and Stoff finally loses it! After a week of controversy in the GBL, we meet the league's Pete Rose.  We got Malta Trivia, Dogs Playing Volleyball, and it turns out 'Greenland' is a rather polarizing film.  PLUS: Things On Twitter, Puff's Props and Urban Dictionary

Over the years while hosting the panel James reveals that the Milbury Bag Skate story came up with several guests, hence when he sat down to write 'Beauties' he had to get the full tale from someone who was there.  Jimmy shares a couple Bob Clarke stories, and proudly recalls the golf round he shot prior to interviewing Poulie.  Lester laments how relationships between players have changed over time, while Stoff finds a common thread between Clarke and the Tiger King.

James wants to make pizza out of snow, experiences problems in the bedroom, all the while his dogs make out.   The guys debate who the leader of the pod is.   Jimmy quizzes Brooksie on the Leafs, Puffy makes sure bets cash early, Lester plays the enforcer on Instagram, and Stoff preaches hair health importance.  Big developments in the Gold Bar League, on and off the field, including commissioner overreach, the implementation of the "Carlo Rule", and a way for listeners to 'buy back' in if they run out of Gold Bars.  The gang looks back on the "Breakfast Club" in their 80's movie deep dive, and even consider writing a modern day remake.  WARNING: Do not use this podcast in your hair as it is not designated to be a hair product! PLUS; Puffy's Props, What You Watchin, Things I Saw One Twitter, and Sex Bot Shoutouts! RIP Tony D'Archi